Sunset vibe greetings from Malta

Yes: The sumbitch FINALLY got himself some new sunglasses. You can all breathe normally again. And possibly do other shit normally. Like, shit normally. I dunno.

I'm saying a lot about Malta in the video, so I'm not gonna repeat myself here. However, coupla things I didn't cover.

While you do see the odd Metallica t-shirt around Sliema/Valetta/St. Julian, there's not much of a metal scene going on here. But I did find one cool place called Ozzie's Rock Bar (sic). If you decide to visit Malta, tell the owners that Andy from Denmark sent you.

Apart from that, Malta has hella churches. They're all over the damn place, but especially in Valletta, where, I believe, they went and crammed like 24 of those things into the smallest fucking capital city I've ever visited. So if that's your thing, merry Christmas. For me, I couldn't care less. But Malta also does have some old castles and fortresses, amongst which are a coupla Game of Thrones locations. (Woulda been cooler if the series hadn't gone to shit, but still.)

And then, of course, there's the nature, which, in all its flat little rocky island atmosphere, might not exactly be grandiose, but which is pretty and enjoyable, especially on sunnier days after mid-March. The rest is for you to find out if and when you come here.

Unlike all the other countries I've visited since September 2022 and haven't written any actual articles about yet, I'll totally go and write an article about Malta right away. No, really.