My shirt totally not blending in with the background
Here we are at Los Azulejos, Gran Canaria. It's called that because "azul" means blue, and some of the cliff layers are supposedly kinda blueish, so my shirt should be blending in with them, but it's not, because really, they're more off-turquoise/patina-ish.
Anyway, I would say Gran Canaria's worth a visit, but maybe especially if you haven't seen a lot of similar sunny-climate/rocky-landscape kindsa places before. Also, I'd try to stay down south since the weather's a lot sunnier and less cloudy there. It's also more touristy, but Las Palmas is riddled with weird, pushy, invasive beggars anyway, so it's a worthwhile trade-off. Las Palmas does have one kinda cool rock/metal bar, though, name of Kraken, where they played stuff like AC/DC, Foo Fighters, and early Korn, and Kathleen was kind enough to let me win at darts.
Also, I realized that the place in Azerbaijan that we're referring to in the video is called the Candy Cane Mountains. Excuse me all to Hell.