Finally, that Hamburg video – and even with shitty sound!

Yes, here we finally are in Hamburg. Not for long, though, because as I'm saying, I'm moving on down south pretty soon. (Actually, southeast, but stay tuned for an update on that.) And sorry about those cars in the background. We tried to stop them.

Apart from what I'm mentioning, Hamburg has this mind-blowing exhibition called Miniatur Wunderland that you gotta check out. Which, by the way, is located in this wicked port district called Speicherstadt that looks like something out of a Jean-Pierre Jeunet movie. It's got hella restaurants and bars, of course – never did find a favorite metal bar here, but there are plenty in that St. Pauli area. And it's got a perfectly exuberant adult industry going on.

If I should ever settle down in Germany anywhere outside of Berlin, it might be in Hamburg. Definitely on my top 3 of favorite Germain cities.