Album reviews
The Raven Age – "Blood Omen"
2023-09-11
Quoth the raven, "Blah, blah, blah"
Extreme – "Six"
2023-08-07
[Important: Write gorilla joke here before hitting 'Publish']
Marking 10 years of epic silliness
Rancid – "Tomorrow Never Comes"
2023-07-23
Anyone fancy a round of Guinness at the Drop Dead Inn?
Immortal – "War Against All"
2023-07-19
Not the Immortal we wanted, but the one we deserve...?
Rock 'n' Roll Shark-Jumping 101
Cattle Decapitation – "Terrasite"
2023-07-12
World champions in a doomed world
Winger – "Seven"
2023-06-05
Success is to stand by your talents and persevere
Lumsk – "Fremmede Toner"
2023-06-02
Imaginations from the other side
Metallica – "72 Seasons"
2023-05-13
More like "77 Minutes", amirite guys?
Overkill – "Scorched"
2023-05-03
Still feeling that fire after all these years
Lordi – “Screem Writers Guild”
2023-04-20
For those who can't get enough (I salute you)
Steel Panther – "On the Prowl"
2023-03-27
It's official: They survived themselves
In Flames – "Foregone"
2023-03-16
Comeback of the year, anyone...?
Uriah Heep – "Chaos and Colour"
2023-02-28
Respect for one's elders gives character
Riverside – "ID.Entity"
2023-02-10
Polish(ed) prog rock adapts Netflix's "Black Mirror"
Alternative title: "Kickass Dragon Tunes vol. 4"
Ugly Kid Joe – "Rad Wings of Destiny"
2023-01-12
The art of spreading a career thin with the least amount of effort
A pretty normal album by the Sammet society
Skid Row – "The Gang's All Here"
2022-12-13
Comeback of the year, anyone...?
The Cult – "Under the Midnight Sun"
2022-12-08
It's getting close to dreamtime
Slipknot – "The End, So Far"
2022-12-02
Still (k)not slipping anywhere
Behemoth – "Opvs Contra Natvram"
2022-11-18
... But I did love them at their darkest
Ozzy – "Patient Number 9"
2022-10-03
All else being equal, he's still with us
Just like "Back in the Day"...
Machine Head – "Øf Kingdøm and Crøwn"
2022-09-25
Wi nøt trei a høliday in Øakland this yër?
Thundermother – "Black and Gold"
2022-09-17
"You're struck by lightning..."
Psycroptic – "Divine Council"
2022-09-13
Council for upcoming death metal bands, if anything.
Soulfly – "Totem"
2022-09-07
Lemme check... Yeah, it really has been fucking 14 years since I heard anything outta Soulfly – 2008's splendid "Conquer" album. And seeing as how that was their 6th, that means I've been missing out on HALF of their back catalogue, with "Totem" being their 12th full-length.