Here we are in Liechtenstein, surrounded by animals.

This is how calm and zen I am after 10 days of merciless introspection, emotional regression, physical endurance, mental and physical purification, and not a single damn beer.

Here we are in Kraków, which is probably the best-kept bigger city in Poland. – Which, again, is probably the most overlooked country I've ever been to.

Yes: The sumbitch FINALLY got himself some new sunglasses. You can all breathe normally again. And possibly do other shit normally. Like, shit normally. I dunno.

Here we are in classy little Potsdam, about a half-hour drive southwest of wonderful Berlin. Probably shoulda gone during a sunnier time of the year, but like I'm saying in the video, we were there for a certain concert.

Last stop, last hotel, and last video from Southeast Asia. This time, we're looking back and doing a bit of evaluation of a true lifetime experience.

Yeah, remember that secret country from our last video? We went to Malaysia to celebrate my birthday. However, amongst other observations, here's why that didn't exactly turn out as planned. (And this is where my comments about recovering from food poisoning on that last video should start making sense).

Yes, still with the dumb sunglasses. I'm sorry for all of us.

Yes, just so you're prepared, my old sunglasses had to go and fall apart like a childhood dream during a college exam period. I only have these with me, and everything's kinda... not that cheap in Cambodia so far, so we'll have to stick these ones out together for a while.

Yep, Belinda Carlisle was right: Heaven, in fact, IS a place on Earth, and it just so happens to be a small city in northern Laos:

Seeing as how the entire region of Southeast Asia has this raging collective hard-on for Buddha, they built a park with a whole lot of Buddha statues – supposedly because they thought they had enough temples. Anyway, here's what it looks like with yours truly in there:

Ever visited one of those places where those little fish eat the dead skin on your feet?

While my lovely assistant is out exploring Hanoi on our last day here, yours truly is stuck in bed with a bad case of stomach bug. And while I'm bummed out about missing the walking tour I was supposed to attend, I'm taking the opportunity to explain why Hanoi is still my least favorite part of Vietnam so far:

Here's what it looks like on a small river in Vietnam: